Seeking Pollination
MEET SINGLES IN YOUR AREA NOW!
Now flowers, vines, berry bushes and cactus can find the perfect pollinators and reproductive partners online!
Read profiles of our singles below:
User Name: LEOSUNDANDELION
About Me:
I don’t usually use these sites to find reproductive partners, but wanted to give it a whirl! I have a very tubular stem with a well-appointed flower that looks like a sun hat. I am not afraid to show my symmetry when I turn into a lollipop of billowing seeds. They use me for wishing, so I know I can inspire you.
About You:
Birds and insects are great pollinators, but I am looking for a blow-hard as my reproductive needs are diverse. My ideal partner is a big winded fellow who can help disperse my seeds as far as possible. Being invisible is a must, so no tornados carrying lumber and trees! Just because you are a windbag, doesn’t mean you need a lot of attention. Hot breeze, cool breeze – I’m open to trying it all.
User Name: EASYDAISY
About Me:
I come from a family of assorted colors, everything from deep purple to red. But I like to wear white in the natural setting, because it makes me look innocent. I do have a very attractive yellow center that is all the buzz. I am really cute with soft petals and great to look at. And no, I’m really not that innocent.
About You:
I do require pollination prior to reproduction, so if you don’t mind getting your legs a little dirty when you jump on, you won’t regret our encounter. A word that comes to mind when thinking of the perfect mate is ‘honey.’ I like my partner dressed in that yellow and black striped leotard. A full belly and spindly legs really turn me on! Eager for reproduction!
User Name: DAFFODILOVER
About Me:
Well…hmmm…let me think. I don’t usually go on dating sites. I guess I would say I am the first to break through the snow when it is time to flower, so you can say I am adventurous. Another great feature is my bonnet that looks like something you would wear to church. But don’t let the church clothes fool you! I am attractive, reliable and stable because of my bulb, and am happy in any situation.I think I offer my reproductive partner a bit more privacy than most flowers. Two words that describe me are: faithful and willing.
About You:
I’m really not picky about my partner, as long as you come with wings of some sort. A long-term commitment isn’t what I’m after, so don’t bring your suitcase. I attract a lot of those fellows in the black and yellow leotards, but have had an equal amount of partners with an assortment of tattooed wing designs. If you are thirsty after your long hibernation, know you can count on me to give you nectar in return for helping my reproductive agenda. No tattoos of old girlfriends please!
User Name: HONEYSUCKLEMOM
About Me:
Okay, okay – this silly site won’t let me look at pictures without adding a brief bio. I am a plant that can grow so large it will cover a fence and you will appreciate my generosity. I am literally covered in so many flowers, I dazzle. To say you can drink your fill is an understatement. You definitely will never be thirsty around me. My nectar is especially sweet and sticky. In fact, it easily sticks to your beak. Maybe we can share a drink and you can help me reproduce? Would love to meet you.
About You:
It’s no secret that I like a partner who is energetic and doesn’t mind hovering long enough to dip a beak into my long, slender flowers. Seriously, you are known to flap your wings 80 beats per second. (Haha..I had to look that up!) I just know a good lover by the sound of their eager wings. Anyway, your first drink is on me! I think you will know how to do the rest. Must be okay with nosy children. No perverts!
User Name: MARIGOLDYOGA
About Me:
If I had a sun sign, it would be Scorpio because for some odd reason, I am associated with autumn and honoring the dead. Don’t let my intricate orange and yellow symmetries make you think I don’t have a center. The center is everywhere. Looking for a pollinator that doesn’t mind my earthy and organic smell.
About You:
It is true that many pollinators are turned off by my weird garden odor. I don’t necessarily follow the rules. Don’t judge me – and I won’t judge you. Actually, I want a mate who practices non-judgement. Like me, you don’t mind being associated with the underbelly of life. You are not afraid to remove any non-pollinating pests in my garden. You might wear the silly black and yellow striped leotard like the fat boys – but your body is sleek, slender and toned. I like the way you build your hanging nests into mandala lanterns….makes me think of: ohm.
User Name: IMPATIEN4U
About Me:
Round and fleshy is a good way to describe my overall appearance. I’m a perfect 36-36-36. If you like junk in the trunk – message me. I am also a succulent, so I’ll leave that to your imagination. I do prefer shade..I literally wilt with too much sun. If you like pollen, I won’t disappoint. They call me Impatien as you guessed: my ripe seed pods burst at the slightest touch. Does that give you some idea of my playfulness?
About You:
I know my friends like colorful flying mates, but I actually prefer a partner with simple-one color wings. Maybe because you are nocturnal – Maybe I don’t want to compete with my mate. I’ve done the numbers and moths outnumber butterflies 10 to 1 so as you guessed: I am impatien for reproductive opportunities.
User Name: HOTCACTUS
About Me:
You know what they say: the more thorns, the sweeter the kiss. Truly, there is no flower more beautiful than mine and I am not too shy to say so. I come in all sorts of green shapes and don’t mind being called Gumby – on account of my thick torso and arms-akimbo. But my best feature is the deliciousness of my flower that will captivate you. And yes, I have piercings in all the right places.
About You:
If you are one of those yellow and black leotard dudes, extravagant winged butterflies, or zippity do dah birds, look elsewhere. I especially like nocturnal pollinators to match my urge for nocturnal flowering. I’m looking for a caped crusader – you know who you are. Put me on your radar! I look forward to meeting you when the rest of the world is sleeping.
User Name: OUTDOORBRUSHY
About Me:
I came to this site because I enjoy a diversity of pollinators. Hardy and evergreen, I enjoy meeting new pollinators and bloom virtually all year. I saw that another user boasted about her prolific and vibrant flowers. Me too...but I am a bit more sturdy and rugged and thrive in tough conditions – the outdoorsy type. I think my sociability is what makes me great to be around. I am not afraid of opening myself to new or inexperienced pollinators. Please contact me by message as I can’t see likes.
About You:
Honestly, I have grown fond of lizards because while enjoying my nectar, they trap pollen on their noses. I prefer a gentle-man. I am seeking a nocturnal lizard who can match my reproductive pace. Seems other pollinators sleep at night. I am ready for pollination at all hours. If you have jealous tendencies, don’t bother contacting me. And don’t be afraid to tell me what you like.
User Name: CHOKECHERRY
About Me:
Shrub..tree…I can be whatever you want me to be. I am super flexible and have lovely white flowers. My reproductive approach is a bit different from the other gals. My flowers turn into berries, so I am able to send my offspring off to explore the possibility for a better life than I’ve had. I’m always open to having the usual suspects as pollinators. However, I am on this website looking for someone to carry my seeds.
About You:
If I had to choose between a squirrel and a bear, I have to go with the bear because of the quantity of seeds you can carry in your poop. (Am I allowed to say poop on this site? lol) It’s no secret. Animals love my berries. In return, my children enjoy a scholarship to a different part of the forest. I am open to welcoming all pollinators, but do hope there is a bear out there who will read this. If you have children, that is an added plus.
User Name: FOXYHITCHKIKER
About Me:
You’ve read the rest and now it’s time to meet the best: a real fox..tail! I'm stuck in the 70's, an eternal hippie, and I am not shy about reproducing with anything that walks by. Sure, I don’t have flowers, but in a pinch, I am also cereal! Yes, that’s right – I am more than a flower. I stay pretty tanned too, if that’s your thing. I love to hitch-hike – thumbs out – and I always get picked up.
About You:
I like a lot of hair and am not ashamed to say it. The bushier the better my hero…my cowboy! Honestly, I could enjoy myself with someone’s sock – I am that easy! Anyway, what I lack in nectar, I more than make up for with my ability to hold on! Not clingy – per se – okay, yeah, a bit clingy. Hope that doesn’t turn you off. :-0